TOP TEN RADOM THINGS

MY TOP TEN LIST OF RANDOM THINGS TO DO TO MESS WITH PEOPLE:
1. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
2.Call lies fabrications of their mind and act as if their crazy
3. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
4. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
5. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
6. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
7. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
8. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
9. Mow your lawn with scissors.
10. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."